Uncle Steve:
I walked with you to 7-11 for Slurpees on Monday. You told me you want to be an astronaut when you grow up.
Me: "Oh yeah? What planet do you wanna go to?"
You: "There's one planet with butt in it. I forget, what are the planets?"
Me: "Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus..."
You: "That's it! It's not butt, it's anus! hahaha! I wanna go there!"
